A Cthulhu Hymnal

Mi-Go Named Fred

Sung to the Theme of the ``Beverly Hillbillies''

Well, let me tell you a little story 'bout a Mi-Go named Fred.
A poor mountain miner, barely kept his fungi fed.
And then one day when he was scooping out a brain...
Along came an ooze that popped right out of the drain.
Shoggoth that is, Elder Thing goo, R'lyeh tea.
Well next thing you know 'ole Fred got swallowed whole,
the other migo turned and said ``That thing just got Fred's soul!''
They all pulled out their shiny guns and aimed it at the slime..
But the shoggoth ate them one and all in record setting time..
Four point three seconds....

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