We don need no steenken passports. We don need no steenken currency. We don need no steenken nuttin.
All citizens are to refer to each other as ``Node'', abbreviated ``Nd.'' Those who expand ``Nd.'' to ``Nerd'' will suffer extraordinary punishment #1: loss of Cyberistani citizenship. H00zers will suffer extraordinary punishment #2: flames, mail-bombs and virtual assaults by all public-spirited net.citizens, before expulsion from Cyberistan. Don't be a h00zer! There is no extraordinary punishment #3.
Our ceremonial President-for-life, Great Leader Kibo, will address the nation through a simultaneous .mpeg and .snd in the appropriate alt.binaries groups at 23:00 GMT.
We urge all citizens to contact their consul should they have any questions relating to the formation of Cyberistan.
Shub-Internet for
The Emergency Revolutionary Backbone Cabal Governing Junta for National Formation, Salvation and Euphony.