Cthulhu can come true
and be summoned near you
and will eat your heart.
Go insane, steal your brain
seven ways from Samhain.
He will eat your heart.
But if you can survive
to one hundred and five;
Perhaps try to revive
what was never alive:
Maybe you'll get smart,
and take a headstart
Before ol' Cthulhu comes and eats your heart!