I went out one winter's evening
To find myself a friend
Someone I could believe in
Until the very end
Then I read about Cthulhu
I found him in a tome
Cthulhu's bad, he drove me mad
And R'leyh is his home
Now Cthulhu is my friend
Cthulhu is my friend
Wherever I go, Cthulhu goes
Cthulhu is my friend
One moonless night in Arkham
I thought I lost my mind
I starting searching volumes
To find an elder sign
Cthulhu got obnoxious
He called in Yog-Sothoth
The town got smashed, my brain got trashed
He really ticks me off
But Cthulhu is my friend
Cthulhu is my friend
Wherever I go, Cthulhu goes
Cthulhu is my friend
repeat ad infinitum, ad nauseam, etc