A Cthulhu Hymnal

Over the River and through the Woods

By Bryan M. Ball. ``I was sitting here on a beautiful Sunday afternoon doing problems from Jackson (Classical Electrodynamics, or Hell for those in the know), when I found myself jotting down the following carols. Hope you enjoy.''

Over the River and through the Woods
To the Plateau of Leng we go
We hope that someday
we can finally say
that we saw the god on the slooo ope

Over the River and through the Woods
To Kadath so cold we go
Nightgaunts pull the sleigh
to hurry their way
past the Shantaks O, we hooo ope

Over the River and through the Woods
I fear that we've gone too far
the Gods don't condone
a mortal at home


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