A Cthulhu Hymnal

Rudolph the Red Nosed Cultist

By Bryan M. Ball. ``I was sitting here on a beautiful Sunday afternoon doing problems from Jackson (Classical Electrodynamics, or Hell for those in the know), when I found myself jotting down the following carols. Hope you enjoy.''

Rudolph the Red Nosed Cultist
had a few insanities
and if you ever saw him
he'll be chanting with great glee
Cthulhu fthagn Ia - aa
He is sleeping 'neath the foam
as he stared out the window
through the bars where he made his home
Then one foggy moon streaked eve
Cthulhu came to say
Rudolph with your mind so brave
won't you be my eternal slave
then all the other cultists
joined together in a prayer
Rudolph the mighty high priest
has joined Cthulhu in his lair.

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