Enough "waxing and polishing my wroth" for tonight. Here is Wilhelm-Apollinaris de Kostrowitski, a.k.a. Guillame Apollinaire, poet, rootless cosmopolite, fabulist, rumored Papal bastard, critic of literature and the arts, librarian, pornographer, man-about-Paris and general reason to be cheerful, as presented by Miranda Mowbray.