An Elegant Author Deserving of the Patronage of a Refined and Enlightened Public

I am currently holding my lovely, brand-new copy of John Emerson's Substantific Marrow. If you enjoy this blog, then it is very likely that you, too, want to buy a copy of Substantific Marrow, though you may not be aware of this fact. In saying this, I am not trying to sway your mind, merely to help bring to consciousness one of your own intrinsic desires.